you can't eat that!

I seem to have a bit of a cult following. I only have a very small cult, but how many cats can say they have a cult following in the first place? Anyway, it is good to know that I am not the only one who knows HOW VERY CHARISMATIC I AM.

Some of my cult members have asked my moms why I don't write blog entries more often. I don't know why they don't ask me directly, but perhaps it has something to do with the fact that PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND MEOWING. Well, I take that back. People are fairly good at identifying "Where's my breakfast?" and "Where's my dinner?" and "Oh my God I am SO TERRIBLY LOST and EVERYTHING LOOKS DIFFERENT and WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU and oh never mind I was just kidding about that, everything's fine."

In any event, I think I should explain why I do not write as many blog entries as the average human blogger. It has absolutely nothing to do with my LACK OF OPPOSABLE THUMBS.

Blogging just REALLY WEARS ME OUT.

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